i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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