Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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