she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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