I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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