Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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