It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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