Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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