I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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