are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm having to shit out rocks
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