i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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