Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this boner is exhausting
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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