that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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