I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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