so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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