Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
