i think my tv is drunk
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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