i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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