that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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