Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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