I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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