Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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