try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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