You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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