so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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