My Higher Power is John Stamos
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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