Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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