I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
As shirtless as possible
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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