You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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