I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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