I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I cut my penus on the lid.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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