You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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