how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You can't special order awesome
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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