I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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