I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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