Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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