how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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