he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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