I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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