My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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