why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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