Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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