So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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