On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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