Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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