bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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