We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
