Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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