please come you make the beer taste better
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
