she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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