have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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