no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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