check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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